If Internet Explorer made you lose all hope in technology, if you only paint the toenails that show in your shoes and if the refrigerator is always too far from everywhere at home, welcome to the gang!
In the technology driven world today how taxing it can be to visit a relative when you can simply Facetime. When Siri is the nicest friend you have and going to the library is so 90s, all you can hope for next is your phone to get the charger for itself.
So here are some crazy inventions to lessen the pains you take in life and maintain your energy saving mode.
1. BIONIC PANTS
They act as a chairless chair- the dream of every lazy soul. The pants use a hip harness that directs your weight onto the heels of your shoes when locked but lets you move freely and even run while wearing them when unlocked.
So, now haul a chair around everywhere you go!
2. SAUCE-DISPENSING CHOPSTICKS
Just fill these pipette style chopsticks with sauces of your choice maybe one with soy sauce, and the other one with salsa and enjoy the meal with least toil.
3. PERSONAL DESKTOP MICROWAVE OVEN
No more interrupted movie marathons or football nights. You can keep this personal microwave close to you and there is no need to miss a moment to get a refill of your popcorn or to reheat the pizza.
4. HAND-HELD PORTABLE TOASTER
If you are a toast veteran your mornings are sorted with this invention. Run it over your bread just like a huge butter knife, and it will toast that particular side of the bread.
There is an LCD readout on the back that lets you know how your toast is getting along. Now toast your bread on the go.
5. MOTORIZED SELF MAKING BED
Get rid of the early morning rants of your mother by installing this self-making bed.
It is just two motorized fasteners attached to either end of the sheet that moves from the top to bottom to spread the sheets and then drop to the side to tuck it in. This morning chore is now easy to accomplish.
This skateboard-like device is an ultimate in futuristic travel.
It floats a few inches above the ground. To pull off this seemingly impossible feat, it contains a series of magnets and superconductors cooled by liquid nitrogen. So, now be lazy and cool at the same time.
7. BUTTER STICK
Just glide over the bread. You’ll never have to deal with greasy hands and utensils again.
Makes you wish for a jam stick?
8. SOLAR POWERED LAWN AUTOMOWER
Muwi is an environment-friendly and pet-friendly auto-mower that can move about freely on a pre-wired green lawn while you are leisurely laying on the couch watching TV. Powered by solar energy, Muwi has zero carbon emission and about near zero noise pollution.
9. REMOTE CONTROLLED TISSUE BOX
In an era of remotes which ridiculous soul expects you to walk across the room to get those tissue papers. We have a remote for our TVs, for our air-conditioners, for our doors and now we have remotes for our tissue boxes!
10. BEER POURING ROBOT
Asahi Robocco BeerBot can hold up to 6 bottles of beer in its refrigerated belly, and pours you a perfect tall mug of your favourite beverage. And guess what? This bar is never closed.
Need help with bottoms-up too?
When life gives you lemons and you are too lazy to made a lemonade, this Barca lounger has your back.
Trust me, this is where Chandler’s sarcasm unwinds.
So, all the lazy people in the house make some noise for these nifty inventions and grab an easier life. After all, money can buy laziness.
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