Rahul Baba, according to reports, is finally all set to take charge of the post of the President of the Congress Party.
*tears in my eyes* (Of laughter)
He will indeed fulfil all the dreams and expectations of people who have hopes pinned on him. The happiest to hear this, apart from me, is the BJP because finally their dream of Congress-mukt Bharat seems nearer.
Now I can totally believe that if such a happy day has arrived in the history of the Congress and Indian politics at large, then there is a chance of seeing even happier days. I have already imagined Rahul Baba as the Prime Minister of India in 2019 and can clearly envision their manifesto.
OFFICIAL 56-DAY HOLIDAY EVERY YEAR
For Atma-chintan! To wonder, why Mom, why politics for me?
Or may be to find out, why did Katappa Kill Bahubali?
PARLIAMENT NAP TIME
A power-nap time in the Parliament would be made compulsory because the repeat telecast of Pokemon goes on till very late in the night.
Arnab will receive a restraining order from the court through Rahul Gandhi.
Tonight, I want to raise my voice (as always) against this injustice to me by the Gandhis.
RTI AND WOMEN EMPOWERMENT
Both of these will be officially announced as the panacea for all the national problems.
FARMVILLE – NATIONAL GAME
Farmville will be encouraged and announced as the national game to handle the rampant farmer suicides in the country.
Oh indeed, the official clothes of all the Congressmen would be shirts and pants instead of Kurtas. Because you know, “politics is in your shirts and pants”.
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