Forgot to follow news this week? Or found it boring af?
Worry not. WE are here to present to you news in a way you cannot imagine. From puns to sarcasm dungs, each will be entertained. The motto here is: Why should news be served to you in a simple plate when you can get it served with a hamper full of fun and entertainment.
Rahul Gandhi in Parliament said that the chant Har Har Modi has now become #ArharModi.
It seems like Rahul is inspired from Honey Singh, who is like the worst Singh. Lesson learnt: It’s never a bad time to rhyme stuff up, be it a debate of national importance.
Yahoo! sold to Verizon, Jabong sold to Flipkart.
Someone please buy KRK too. Buy & Dispose.
Gurugram got flooded due to moderate rain. Needless to say, traffic was stuck for 6 hours or more.
They should change the name back to Gurgaon or some other name which is more closely related to the lost Indian mythology. Maybe that will help the traffic. Or maybe a properly planned city would work. Maybe.
An IAF aircraft AN-32 disappeared last week on its way from Tamil Nadu to Port Blair with 29 people on board. No media house is much interested in this story because, you know, Bhai got acquitted.
Meanwhile, India seeks help from US. Let us hope it doesnt become another MH370.\
Russian weighlifting team has been banned from competing in the Rio olympics due to doping offence.
Great for them! Now they can enjoy their vodka in Goa. Wait! What? They have already got their tickets done?
Barkha Dutt slammed Arnab Goswami in her facebook post.
Uff, Kids these days. They fight and patch up over social media. Aukat hai toh bahar nikal.
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