Forgot to follow news this week? Or found it boring af?
Worry not. WE are here to present to you news in a way you cannot imagine. From puns to sarcasm dungs, each will be entertained. The motto here is: Why should news be served to you in a simple plate when you can get it served with a hamper full of fun and entertainment.
Pakistani model Qandeel Baloch was murdered by her brother in the name of honor. The only thing dishonorable about his family was that his parents didn’t use protection which led to the birth of Qandeel’s brother.
PokemonGo memes were all over the internet this week. With everybody busy shooting Pokeballs around the planet, who the hell is making these memes?.. Oh, wait! I just found a Gregasaur
Kejriwal held #TalkToAK which was very well received. It was hosted by his biggest fan Vishal Dadlani. So, what’s common between Kejriwal’s biggest bhakt and Modi’s biggest bhakt? They both are struggling to grow hair. (That would be you, Anupam Kher)
Attack in Nice, France. People died. Coup in Turkey. People died. These days deaths are more predictable than Sultan’s storyline.
The Hague Convention settled that the South China Sea has no historic connection to China. Guess what China did next? Refused to accept it.
Moral of the story: More the population, more the dominant, condescending, bitchy nature of that country.
Katrina Kaif turns 33 last week. That’s one year of struggling to speak and 32 years of struggling to speak Hindi.
Don’t forget to check on us next week. Till then, get bored by some boring news.
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