Lots of news happened this week. Some were funny and some were more than funny.
Here is a compilation of all the news piece I found funny and why I found it funny.
Katrina Kaif is to be honoured with Smita Patil Memorial Award. Shocking, isn’t it?
The only award she ever deserved was Salman Khan.
Her award receiving speech will have major resemblance to Anil Kapoor at Oscars.
Mewat, one of the most backward areas in Haryana, celebrated Eid without Biryani. The natives did not dared to make biryani out of their fear towards the beef biryani issue by the great Manohar Lal Khattar.
You know your country is messed up when you can’t eat biryani freely. Except vegetarians, who the hell hates biryanis?
It was our Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s Birthday this week. He celebrated his birthday with his mother.
Who lives in Gujarat.
In a small house.
And not in Prime Minister’s official bungalow at 7RCR.
(These days young kids just don’t want to live with their parents, ugh)
Samajvadi Party has real issues.
Shivpal Yadav resigned from Akhilesh Yadav’s cabinet. Then he resigned from SP chief’s post. Then Mulayam Singh Yadav tried to calm down Shivpal Yadav. Then Akhilesh Yadav refused to accept the resignation of his chacha Shivpal Yadav. Now Shivpal Yadav is in the cabinet. But Akhilesh Yadav snatched some of the portfolios of Shivpal Yadav.
And now I have lost track of which Yadav did what to which Yadav.
Delhi is suffering from Chikungunya and the Deputy CM is in Finland (Due to some work obviously).
Kejriwal is also not in town due to his tongue surgery.
Meanwhile, LG Najeeb Jung sent a fax to Deputy CM to return to Delhi ASAP.
Fun Fact #1: Najeeb Jung himself takes off on every weekend and does not meet anyone during the off. This weekend too.
Fun Fact #2: He is the most powerful authority in Delhi government.
*Mother of Irony*
This week again Trump said something weird and foolish as always. “Clinton’s bodyguards should disarm immediately and then see what happens to her”
An advice from my side: “All of Trump’s money should be burnt and then see what happens to him”
See you next week. Till then, be an unfunny flux.
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