Whether you like it or not, the world will keep coming back for more and more and more sarcastic headlines. Here’s a roundup of the best of the bizarre that caught my eye.
UP election results: BJP tampered with EVMs, couldn’t have won otherwise in Muslim bastions, says Mayawati
Well, BJP won. If if they won through rigging, they successfully rigged it. This UP saas-bahu beta-baap drama should stop.
Barcelona Pull Off the Mother of all Comebacks
It’s safe to say that sports is one arena where you gotta wait till the last minute to see what unfolds. Modiji would be proud of the Barca boys.
Pope Signals Elderly Married Men Could Become Priests.
“Pope Francis has said he is willing to consider ordaining older married men as priests in isolated communities but has ruled out making celibacy optional to tackle a shortage of clergy,” Reuters reports. What a double-edged sword that is. But anyways, priorities.
Some websites are still asking you to watch Badrinath Ki Dulhania.
I should watch a movie that glorifies stalking to laugh at their perfect comic timing? Yeah, pay for my ticket.
Rakhi Sawant backs RGV, says women must learn to ‘give pleasure’.
Like these people should be banned from even opening their mouths. Officially.
Assange Now Offers CIA Hacking Tools to Tech Companies
Yeah, and none of them really want to tell the media that they are psyched about it. I think he just wants to take over the world in some twisted backdoor way.
That’s it for today. Come back next week same place for a fresh roundup of more sarcastic headlines.
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